Mutatis Mutandis

According to one multiverse theory, there are an infinite number of universes, each walled off from the others, and each having arisen via cosmic hyperinflation after a discrete Big Bang.

If this is correct, then there is another universe that is identical to this one in every respect, except that Don Rickles, upon reaching 50, turned his back on his comedy, his money and his celebrity, and spent the remainder of his years in quiet contemplation in the Trappist monastery in Spencer, Massachusetts, making blueberry preserves, deep in color and flavor.