Sunday, April 21, 2024


In My Dream

I was placed in command, by default and by necessity, of a large sailing ship as it was making course in the Tropics, on a close reach.  I knew how to sail a dinghy.  I knew how to sail a ship of this scale in principle; in fact, I had no idea which line controlled the end of which yard, which halyard had a purpose to raise or lower a particular sail among the fifteen at my disposal (main and foremasts each carrying a main, lower tops'l, upper tops'l, topgallant and royal, and the mizzen supporting a spanker, topgallant and royal; two headsails.)  What's more, the mate was dead and I had earned no authority before the other men.

First I had to ascertain where we were and where we were going, at roughly what speed.  With luck, I thought, we could hold our course until we came to an island or an inhabited coast.  There I could at least bring her up into the wind, wait for her to stall out completely, and drop anchor.  The sails and the lines would be a mess, but perhaps that could be sorted out at leisure.

Indeed, this is what happened, and as we were sorting the mess, a captain's gig rowed out with a new "master and commander," short, befuddled expression, bad teeth.  My personal futility, in other words, gave way to a more generalized one.

Sunday, April 7, 2024


Rendered Fat

... by Photoshop and bad personal habits, Lizzo raises a ruckus, which only further inflates her notoriety and her net worth.

Saturday, March 30, 2024


Let's Play that Goofy Childhood Game!

  • "He's Choking to Death" by Heinrich Mann-Uber
  • "I Can See Clearly Now!" by Barry Umenema
  • "No More Smarty Pants" by Howard U. Know
  • "The Jimmy Hoffa Story" by Preston C. Meant
  • "Which Came First?" by Ogden Bacon
  • "Get Her Some Glue!" by Lester Nozfullof
  • "Screw the United Way" by Charity B. Ginzenhoem
  • "I Shot Him in the Nuts!" by Eamonn Weigh-Tuleaugh

Friday, March 29, 2024


When I Awoke

I realized that, awake and asleep, I was, I had been, embracing a chimera, but I didn't mind because I knew that soon I myself would be a chimera as well.


Lullaby for a Lost Child

The hospice worker's last words had the meaning, but not the form, of a lullaby.  "Close your eyes and rest easy.  There is nothing for you to fear."

Thursday, March 21, 2024


History Repeating Itself

In the last days of Cardinal Richelieu, as recounted by Aldous Huxley in "The Devils of Loudun," the reins of power turned to dust in his hands, a physical rot rendered him repulsive to all, and torturous enemas were administered to him by a charlatan.  God did not comfort him.

I foresee much the same end for Putin, Vladimir Vladimirovich.  He will drown in bitterness.  There will be no one to hold his hand.

Wednesday, March 20, 2024


Who Is That in the Funhouse Mirror?

Today I see a fat man in Jerry Nadler pants, cinched tightly under his armpits, and wearing a tiny necktie of dark red that is stained everywhere with turkey gravy.

Wednesday, March 13, 2024


Soon To Pass Over the Threshold of Oblivion

  • Arthur Ashe
  • Bix Beiderbecke
  • Busby Berkeley
  • Glenn Campbell
  • Carlos Castaneda
  • Wally Cox
  • Foster Furcolo
  • Dave Garroway
  • Cookie Gilchrist
  • Hermione Gingold
  • Jackie Gleason
  • Arlo Guthrie
  • Learned Hand
  • Nathaniel Hawthorne
  • Edward Everett Horton
  • Ned Johnson
  • Francis Scott Key
  • Gladys Knight
  • Lester Lanin
  • Merriweather Lewis
  • Horace Mann
  • Jayne Mansfield
  • Francis Marion
  • Carmen Miranda
  • Gorilla Monsoon
  • Agnes Moorehead
  • Randolph Scott
  • Omar Sharif
  • Jay Silverheels
  • Paul Stookey
  • John Cameron Swayze
  • Michael Tilson Thomas
  • Alexis de Tocqueville
  • Casper Weinberger

Thursday, February 22, 2024


A List of Eminent People, Living and Dead, Who Will Be Vindicated

  • Robert Bigelow
  • Ralph Blumenthal
  • Jeremy Corbell
  • Ross Coulthart
  • Richard Dolan
  • Lue Elizondo
  • James Fox
  • David Fravor
  • Ryan Graves
  • David Grusch
  • Budd Hopkins
  • David Jacobs
  • Michio Kaku
  • Leslie Kean
  • John Keel
  • Darren King
  • Kenneth Knuth
  • Jeff Kripal
  • John Mack
  • Christopher Mellon
  • Diana Pasulka
  • Hal Puthoff
  • Jim Semivan
  • Whitley Strieber
  • Travis Taylor
  • Jacques Vallee
  • Bryce Zabel
  • Michael Zimmerman

Wednesday, February 21, 2024


Final Jeopardy

It caused only a mild stir when it was revealed that Alex Trebek died not in his home, surrounded by loved ones, but on the set, in what wags quickly labeled his "Final Jeopardy Collapse."

Lionel Porfiry of Youngstown, Ohio had just chosen "Hip-hop for forty."  Alex was going to say "That's incorrect.  The correct question is 'Who is Will da Beast? ... Who is Will da Beast?'"  But just as he was about to say the first "Will," his right hand reached for his throat.  He toppled back from the podium onto his haunches and smacked his head hard against the floor.  By the time they reached him to loosen his tie, he had no pulse at the carotid artery.

When Will da Beast himself saw the clip weeks later, he sent a floral display to Jean, Alex's widow.  It filled an entire small room, the room that served as Alex's first-floor office.

Monday, February 19, 2024


The Pied Piper of our Modern Dystopia

In hindsight, 13 years after his passing, that honorific would have to go to Steve Jobs.  A friend gave me Walter Isaacson's biography of the man some years ago.  I did not crack it, fearing that I would find him to be repellent and perhaps not very interesting at the same time.  No doubt that was unfair to him.

His ambition for a particular form of power seems to have been greater than his ambition even for money and celebrity.  That would be the power to pull on the puppet strings of humanity at a very large scale, and thereby to influence the zeitgeist as few had done before him (Edison, Henry Ford?).

I don't claim to be immune.  Yesterday I got bored in the late afternoon, as I often do. I resorted to scrolling my endless Facebook feed.  A clip lasting no more than 25 seconds.  In remarkable scale and clarity, a dung beetle rolls a perfectly round ball of dung that is about 100 times larger than itself along a flat plane.  Without malice aforethought (it can't see what lies in the ball's path), it rolls the ball over a very cute tiny frog.  When the frog reappears, it is squished, but not quite dead.

Is this supposed to be funny, like a cat chasing a laser dot on a wall?  Or is it supposed to be a metaphor for our own lives?  One day we are the dung beetle, and thereafter we resent the fact that we must make excuses for our own cruelty.  On another day we are the frog, annihilated in the most undignified way imaginable.  (There is no David Attenborough intoning that our demise contributed to the Great Circle of Life.)

We are all being drawn into a vortex.

Tuesday, February 13, 2024


In My Seafaring Circle, the Most Storied Name

is ... Harvey Schwartz.  By trade Mr. Schwartz was a litigator, and a good one.  (I hired him on one occasion to represent a work colleague who was burdened with a frivolous lawsuit, and he handled the job with skill and high humor.)

For a while Harvey had a big sloop at our yacht club, then he had a catamaran that he had named "Trial."  When a client bugged him in the summer to set up a meeting, he would say "I can't do it that week; I'm on Trial."  He was our Borscht Belt Horatio Hornblower.

Harvey was very friendly with the man who edited Wooden Boat magazine, which is published up in coastal Maine, which is to say "Downeast."  (The prevailing winds in summer blow from the southwest, so the coast of Maine is downhill, or downwind, from the more populated parts of New England.)  The editor would hand the keys to the magazine to Harvey for a month in the summer.  It was a barter arrangement; Harvey was paid nothing in cash, but he was given a slick sloop to live aboard and to sail for the duration.

After he retired from the practice of law, Harvey decamped to Paris, where he bought a big barge to live on, echoing in my mind, I guess, the celebrated old French film "L'Atalante."

I heard nothing of him for years.  But just a couple of weeks ago, he surfaced as a recommended Facebook friend, looking in his photo every bit the octogenarian that he is.  

Having pushed the virtual button, I was regaled this week with Harvey's fulfillment of a long-held dream -- to cross the Drake Passage from Tierra del Fuego to Antarctica.

Of course it's high summer in Antarctica.  But at latitude 60 degs S, there is no landmass to break up the prevailing westerlies that Melville and Richard Dana wrote about way back when. On this passage, on a stout cruise ship, the waves were 45 feet and the winds gusted to 47 knots.  Virtually no one ate.  Few had the stomach for it, and those who did went flying across the floor juggling plates as if they were vaudevillians.

Harvey says that it was worth it.  Nothing in his decades of nature travel prepared him for the abundance of life on the edge of the continent.  Donning rubber boots to wade through penguin guano is not a Disney experience, just the experience of a lifetime to hear Harvey tell it.

One of the most beautiful of the 12-metre boats that competed during the heyday of the America's Cup was called "Intrepid."  One of the lumbering ships-of-the-line in Nelson's Navy was called "Indefatigable."  Harvey, in his 80's, remains intrepid and indefatigable.  I, whose default mode at a younger but still advanced age is "listless and listing," bow down to him once more.

Thursday, February 8, 2024



If I were a writer of mid-length fiction, I would focus on a sole man in his 60's, named Christian, who walked, and then rode in a donkey cart, from Poland to Alsace-Lorraine in the summer of 1946.  (What the women generally went through I find too horrifying to articulate.  Others, of course, have done it well.)  

How he found the better part of a gold tooth in the underbrush by the side of the road.  The boy with the entrenching tool who did most of the hard work in burying the dead, while the common role of Christian was to say a nondenominational and perfunctory prayer.  The general disappointment among the surviving women that the war had emasculated him.

A pheasant for dinner!  A soup of dandelions and wild berries, boiled in an overturned Wehrmacht helmet nestled in some hot coals.  A weasel, and later a feral cat.  The donkey Ulysses himself at the end of the road, with the rest of him traded to villagers for some clean clothes.

His body strong enough to fend off typhus during the trek.  But, from 1948 according to the locals, half of his handprint in blood on a slab of cement, non-structural, in the root cellar of a minor aristocrat.  Not from an act of violence, but a sudden generalized hemorrhage of the lungs that was attributed to Silesian coal dust and other assaults common to the age.

Wednesday, January 31, 2024


Under A Warm Cuban Sun

My brother Kevin and I have just returned from six days in Havana, there under the auspices of a tour group affiliated with the Blue Note jazz club in New York City, the tour designed to give us near-total immersion in "Jazz Plaza de la Habana a Santiago," the 39th Cuban International Jazz Festival.  

We signed up for the trip with the faint expectation that it might afford us a 2024 version of the beautiful story that is told in "Buena Vista Social Club," the 1999 documentary film produced by American slide guitarist Ry Cooder and directed by Wim Wenders, about the revival of great but nearly-forgotten Cuban musicians of the 1940's and '50's into an eponymous ensemble, culminating in triumphant sold-out concerts by Buena Vista in Amsterdam and at Carnegie Hall.


We stayed at the Hotel Grand Aston La Habana.  This is the only hotel in which Americans are permitted to stay by the U.S. government (certain B and B's are also OK).  The logic of the limitation, to the extent there is any, may be that the Grand Aston is owned and controlled by foreign, to Cuba that is, interests (Asian I think).  Therefore ostensibly none of the money goes into the pockets of the Cuban authorities, which makes our friends the octogenarian and nonagenarian exiles in Miami happy.

The hotel is virtually brand new; it was built during the pandemic.  It is styled a five-star venue, with twin 25-story towers and a prime location directly on the Malecon, the iconic seaside strand that runs for about five miles WSW to ENE in the heart of the capital.  Its architecture and interior design are contemporary and dramatic, and first-class amenities like spa service are readily available.  On the other hand, there is a contemporary crisis of infrastructure in Cuba, and the hoteliers' attempt to insulate their guests from it is not entirely successful.  For example, the "new deco" sink in my room had a symbol behind the faucet that meant "don't drink this water!"  Also, hot water, and a robust flow of it, were intermittent.  And while I had two coffee cartridges for my Keurig-equivalent upon my arrival, attempts to get more during the stay were futile.  When this issue was raised with management, we were told that this five-star hotel only offers coffee on the first day.

On the ground floor, between the two towers, there is a breezeway where the bar/restaurant is situated.  (The restaurant offerings are modest and spotty; it is mostly a bar.)  It was constructed in such a way that in the evenings a refreshing breeze from the north is often a dominant feature.  On the evening before our departure, though, the breeze was not so much refreshing as dramatic.  Winds of about 30 mph tore through much of the open lobby, with only the inner bar offering protection from them.  The wind built up a dramatic surf that burst over the Malecon seawall onto the road.  (Speaking of neglected infrastructure, the sidewalk on the sea side of the Malecon has been widely pulverized by such waves, and two people in our group were pretty badly banged up when they fell while attempting a stroll there in more benign weather.)

For about two hours every evening, a little combo played in the hotel bar.  It comprised an acoustic guitar player, a percussionist, and a young woman singer, and the repertoire was mostly conventional Latin music, including bossa nova.  Late in our stay, I checked an item off my personal bucket list, convincing the band to allow me to step in as bongo player for one tune -- Jobim's "Desafinado."  Twenty bucks was the price of fleeting admission into this particular musical fraternity.

Our Groups and Our Hosts

There were about 50 or 60 people participating in the tour.  They were broken into sub-groups of about nine or ten.  The itineraries of the subgroups were essentially the same, but one subgroup might do certain things on one day and another group on another day, while big events, like certain meals and musical performances in the big National Theatre of Cuba, were attended by everyone at once.  Also, each morning we all were treated to an elaborate buffet breakfast in a large room above the lobby bar.

The demographics.  The typical people in attendance were folks of retirement age with a demonstrated interest in jazz.  (Many, like me, heard of the tour because they subscribe to the Blue Note's email list.)  There was a heavy concentration of New Yorkers, but quite a few people from the Boston area, and a scattering of geographical "others."  Most were successful professionals.  At my table at our "welcoming dinner" on the day we flew in to Havana, in addition to me, there were three lawyers specializing in criminal defense, labor law, and "reproductive rights" respectively (the last a man FWIW).  Also in the ad hoc group of new friends that we formed during the week were a teacher of autistic children from Boston and a hospitality consultant from Montana.

There were two doctors in the ad hoc group, neither of whom, to their credit, advertised the M.D., but who rather let it come out naturally in the course of conversation.  Both were boon companions for us and both highly literate in jazz.  

The first doctor, Dr. R, had Kevin and me at first wondering whether he was just masquerading as a Manhattan dermatologist, but it turned out that the rather eye-popping anecdotes he dropped were true.  Yes, Al Pacino was his only patient who required Dr. R to come to his house.  Yes, every year he went to the house of Jorma Kaukonen, lead guitarist of Jefferson Airplane and composer of "Embryonic Journey," for two weeks of personal guitar lessons.  Yes, he himself took the photo on his cell phone of his friend Larry David sitting on the toilet, as also he took some stunning, National Geographic-quality photos of Costa Rican tree frogs, eyes wide in the dead of night.

The second doctor, Dr. N, was for decades an ER physician on Long Island.  He was known among his colleagues for having a specialty in fecal dis-impaction.  (The "embryonic journey" of the roll-on deodorant dispenser extracted from one of his patients I will leave to your further imagination.)  He brought with him to Cuba some Latin percussion instruments, including a "cabasa" (I called it a "kielbasa" to tease him), sort of a wheel on a stick designed to make the noise of a rattlesnake.  Dr. N insinuated himself into the lobby combo before I did on my night of fleeting fame; in fact, by doing so he helped me work up the courage to play, publicly.

Each sub-group has a "tour leader."  By consensus they were terrific at their job, which is to herd everyone around to the numerous venues, share personal knowledge of the country and the city of Havana, and accommodate the sometimes-annoying off-script requests of their group members.  ("I know that all nine of us now are headed on the bus to Old Havana, but suddenly I feel an urge to take a nap, so can we turn around and drop me at the hotel for a few hours?")

My group of nine had a principal guide, Ivan, and a back-up one, Mauricio.  Their personal CVs were impressive, but the fact that they were working as guides given their backgrounds was a sobering comment on the state of the Cuban economy.  Ivan is a mechanical engineer by training, but apparently there is no work for mechanical engineers in Cuba.  Even more shocking, Mauricio is described as one of Cuba's leading neurologists.  I believe that he enjoys his people-to-people work, and the work itself is not to be disparaged, but the fact that he was tap dancing for tips from the likes of me for six long days set me back a bit emotionally.

Our "Uber-host"

The centerpiece of this tour, and the man who made it exceed our every musical and cultural expectation, was one Jorge Luis Pacheco.  He is a fortyish pianist and percussionist who stands now at the apex of the Cuban jazz scene.  But more than that, he is a force of nature.  He is the sort of person who lights up a room on entering it with his sheer charisma.  He is tall, handsome and built like a linebacker.  He sports a sort of carrot-top column of hair on his head that makes him appear even taller than he is.  But more than that, his personality projects gentleness, a self-deprecating wit, and a kind of generalized emotional outreach, and the combination seems to spread joy and good fellowship wherever he goes.

What of Pacheco's own music?  I checked it out via YouTube in advance of the trip.  Sample, with Jorge crowned by a less towering haircut than his contemporary one -- Jorge Luis Pacheco: "Silencio" - WWOZ Piano Night (2015) ( pre-trip evaluation included a little skepticism about whether he leans too heavily on displaying his prodigious speed and dexterity at the keyboard.  (Early in the trip, discussing this issue, Dr. N and I at the very same moment said the very same word -- "frenetic!")  But having seen him play now multiple times, I withdraw my criticism.  Yes, he loves to play fast, and often in long riffs that are as physically daunting as any of the more challenging parts of Tchaikovsky's first piano concerto, but he is able to shift effortlessly among sub-genres of Cuban and Afro-Cuban jazz, and his own interpretation of the signature piece from Buena Vista "Chan Chan," for example, is soft and sensitive.

Pacheco built our musical itinerary so that it had a certain logic to it.  What I mean is that it started with more conventional stuff and later branched out to the more esoteric, so that in the end we were better able to piece together the forest from the trees. But it was his network of friendships that made it possible for Blue Note Travel to expose us to the best of Cuban music, often in small, intimate settings.  (More about this later.)  And he was on the scene personally with us constantly, notwithstanding his own jam-packed performance calendar and, we were sad to learn, the death of his father about three weeks before the festival.

Non-musical Events

When an average American thinks of Cuba, he thinks of classic cars left over from pre-revolutionary times and held together, he thinks, with duct tape and ingenuity.  Kevin and I are both motorheads; he owns a 1973 Triumph TR-6 and I own a 1962 Ford F-100 "restomod."  We were more than a little excited to see and experience these old American classics.  Incidentally, they are not used solely in the tourist trade.  With one exception, they are the most ubiquitous vehicles in Havana, and some of them not used to ferry tourists are in tired condition inside and out.  The exception is the Lada, a Soviet-era knock-off of the Fiat 124 first built in 1970, which is seen everywhere in Havana.  In the Soviet era, the Lada was viewed in Western circles as mechanically less reliable than the Fiat on which it was based ("ahem;" and no, "Lada" is not a Russian acronym for "fix it again Dimitry.")

As promised, we got a one-hour tour of central Havana in a nice representative vehicle, a two-tone (bright purple and white) '56 Chevy Bel Air convertible piloted by driver/owner Christian, a genial man in his forties who teaches primary school as his main job.  He is part of an old car club, and we (Kevin and I and our new friend from New York Liz) tooled around town in the company of others in vintage cars.  (My favorite was an immediately pre- or post-revolutionary 1959 Dodge convertible in bright blue, the revolution having culminated in 1959.)  Almost all of the cars had multiple, musical horns, and the protocol on passing is to play a loud little tune that is unique to the vehicle.

Kevin and I wanted engine pictures!  But Christian had re-powered his car with an inline-four Hyundai diesel for the sake of fuel efficiency.  We took a photo of it anyway.  But when we all stopped at Revolution Square for further pictures, he persuaded his pal to open the hood of his '56 Ford, which sported what appeared to be an early Thunderbird V-8, with a throaty exhaust note to match.

Christian's mischievous sense of humor was on display when we stopped at the square which, in addition to a brutalist obelisk of about 150 meters, features two government buildings with stylized sketches of revolutionary heroes adorning their facades.  (When we went to the theatre, we discovered that these light up at night.)  One pictured hero was Che Guevara.  When I asked Christian who was the other, in perfect deadpan he replied "Osama bin Laden."  This I took to be a goof on both the Cubans and the Americans.  Certainly it did not reflect any revolutionary fervor on the part of Christian himself.  Rather, he was quite open in his disdain for his government, calling it a Mafia state.  And this seemed to be the prevailing view.  When Ivan, for example, was asked any questions with political overtones, he would simply clam up and smile, as if to say "surely you don't buy that horseshit."

On another day we drove about 25 minutes out of the city to the home that Ernest Hemingway maintained called Finca Vigia.  It is a spacious hacienda on spacious, shaded grounds.  We were not allowed inside the building, but the governmental tour did allow us to look through the windows of all the first-floor rooms, which are maintained as they were in Hemingway's time.

Another signal of the state of the infrastructure.  The men's room attached to the hacienda has a non-flushing toilet.  Instead, there is a woman whose job it is to pour a bucket of water into it after each visit, for a fee of one dollar.  A second, older woman with zero English guarded both restrooms.  Kevin and I gifted her some "chachkes" for children (pens in my case).  When she then pointed to her feet and said, in Spanish, that shoes for little children cost five dollars, I thought it was in gratitude for the gifts, but on reflection she was asking for another five bucks from each of us.

An unexpected pleasure for me.  One of my sisters once gifted me a book about Hemingway's famed fishing boat, "Pilar."  I assumed that as a wooden vessel of the 1940's, she was long ago broken up.  But no, there she was sitting "on the hard" under a specially-built canopy, and in spectacular condition.

We made one significant non-musical stop that was not on the itinerary at all, this to visit a museum of the revolution that we happened to pass by.  The museum featured another, larger motor vessel called "Granma," on which 82 revolutionaries, including Fidel Castro, his brother Raul, and Che Guevara, landed in southwestern Cuba in 1956 after a hazardous and dispiriting trip from Mexico (the boat was wildly overloaded).  Soon after they landed, the rebels were attacked by government forces, and about 60 of them were killed.

In addition to the Granma, the museum included a Russian-built T-34 tank that was used by Fidel himself in the rebellion, two piston-powered fighter planes that neither Kevin nor I was able to identify with confidence, the shot-up tail of a B-26 bomber used by anti-Castro rebels in the failed Bay of Pigs invasion, and a Soviet-built surface-to-air ("SAM") missile of the same era.

For tourists like us at least, Cuba by no means has the look and feel of a police state.  Uniformed personnel of any kind are few and far between.  But there was a single military policeman, very smartly dressed, walking around a balcony on the second floor of the museum.  I struggled with arthritis pain throughout the entire trip, and there were times when I felt that I absolutely had to sit.  This was one of them, but when I sat on what I thought was just a concrete slab with no historical significance, the soldier sternly signaled me to get up.  Then a few minutes later, when I tried to simply lean my back against a structural part of the museum, he insisted via a hand signal that I get away from it.  This was too much and also a little scary, so Kevin and I discreetly left the premises.

With a little bit of embarrassment, many Cubans embrace an animist Afro-Cuban religion called "Santeria."  They may not really believe in it, but if they are opening a new tire repair shop, they may call on the deities to protect it and to fertilize, as it were, the endeavor.

The ceremonies of Santeria heavily rely on African percussion in which a conga-like drum, draped with little bells, has a head on both ends and is played lying flat on the lap with a hand at each end.  Generally speaking, gringo non-believers are not allowed to see this, but we were allowed to witness such a ceremony in the courtyard of the home of Pacheco's godmother.  Three drummers played two pieces, the first of which was quite long, maybe lasting 25 minutes.  Within the pieces, rhythms shifted many times, and rhythmically the playing was difficult to piece together from a Western musical point of view.  Because it was a religious ceremony and not strictly speaking a musical performance, I reference it here.

On Sunday, our last full day in Cuba, we were scheduled to take a two-hour walking architectural tour of Old Havana that was to end at the Havana Cathedral.  Because my body clearly would not cooperate for this piece, Kevin and I chose instead to try to attend Mass at the cathedral.  When we got there about 9:15, it was not yet open, so we had a second mini-breakfast at a little outside cafe that was called, in homage to Rene Magritte, Esto No Es Un Cafe.  The espresso and the eggs were outstanding.  A band of little kids ran down the street by the cafe.  They were not begging, merely having fun running around.  But I stopped them and gifted them some ballpoints and markers that I was carrying for the purpose.  There as elsewhere, they treated the gifts as truly treasured prizes, which of course made me feel good and bad at the same time.

At the cathedral, we heard an entire pre-Mass rosary recited in "call and response" fashion by two women in competing pulpits.  Kevin found this tedious, perhaps more so because in cryptic Spanish, but I enjoyed it, particularly the drone-like second half of the Hail Marys ("... ahora y en la hora de nuestra muerte.  Amen.")  Immediately thereafter the Mass started, but we had to duck out at the Gloria to rendezvous with our compadres in the plaza that the cathedral faces.  There, once again, my arthritis pain betrayed me.  There were no benches, so I resorted to sitting on the street or with my butt against the ledge of a window.  From those perches, in a mere half hour or so, I was exposed to three men who themselves were "of the street" and hence gave me and Kevin a more complete picture of the gritty side of Cuban life. 

The first was a wild-looking guy with an extreme Rasta hairdo, electric-looking glasses, and a nice acoustic guitar on which he was playing good old North American blues riffs.  He saw that I was suffering a bit, and therefore did not ask me for money but rather told me to sit and relax.  Then, for a tightwad's tip, he serenaded the trophy wife of a passing tourist.  I was hooked.  With Kevin as my banker, I changed a ten for two fives and gave one to him, asking him to play the classic "Viente Anos" made famous by Buena Vista. This he did most beautifully and it touched me.  Kevin got it down on video.

Then a rheumy-eyed, perhaps mentally-ill guy, a double amputee, pulled up in a wheelchair wielding his 10AM can of Heineken, and appeared to ask us for money.  We gave him some, then he asked for more.  Time to move away and leave him to other prey, but not before he rolled up his shorts to show us the ugly stumps of both legs.

Finally, a tall middle-aged man approached me.  He was in quasi-military garb including beret, and sported medals on his chest.  He carried a very cheap looking valise.  He told me, in Spanish, that he was on his way to work in the Ministry of Interior as best I could tell.  "Patria o muerte!" he said, echoing New Hampshire's "Live free or die!"  Kevin and I were a little dubious.  As an international good will gesture, we regifted him two Romeo y Juliet cigars that had been gifted to us by the proprietor of one of the restaurants where we had had lunch during the week.  (We wanted to smoke them in the bar of the Grand Aston, as is permitted, but they had no matches in the entire joint ca va sans dire.)

A Musical Stop Sans Music

Courtesy, as usual, of Pacheco, we were treated to a visit to one of Havana's most important and storied music studios.  A lovely middle-aged woman was the boss.  First she crammed us into a little room where old LPs are remastered, digitally.  A technician showed us how it was done.  We got to hear a tune as it sounds on the old vinyl or Bakelite from ... the '30's?  And then the remastered version.  Miraculous.  Our host told us that Placido Domingo has visited Cuba many times, and that one time, in gratitude, the studio found a very old recording of his mother, singing.  They remastered it for him, beautifully.  This little gesture, it seems to me, is emblematic of the larger charm of Cuban hospitality.

Then we moved over to the largest recording studio in the complex.  There a band comprising some of the most accomplished musicians on the island was rehearsing for a performance at the festival (so not entirely "sans music").  It was good for us to witness the hard concentration necessary in advance to make the playing in the evening look effortless.

The Food

In a way we were spoiled by our first exposure to Cuban food.  Our welcoming dinner was held at La Guarida, "the best restaurant in Cuba" per the 2023 World Culinary awards.  It is situated in a beautiful building of lavish stone and marble, and all 50 or 60 of us were seated in adjoining dining rooms with 30-foot ceilings.  The meal was of five or six exquisitely-prepared courses, but most of the courses had courses within the courses (for example a puree of eggplant next to a miniature taco of fish of some kind).  All of it was served with stunning efficiency to this large group.  If it had been a wedding reception dinner for the daughter of a billionaire, the guests would have walked away satisfied.  

Otherwise, dinners were not provided as part of the tour package.  Kevin and I generally went light on the dinners because we were eating too much, but we did have a very nice dinner of freshly-made pappardelle at Eclectica, about a mile from the Aston.  Our waiter called us a cab in the aftermath, and it proved to be another '56 Bel Air.  Kevin paid the driver ten bucks as if we were renting a classic car (we were), and he was very happy with that fare!

The lunches, which were part of the tour package, were delicious, if a little predictable.  First a welcoming mojito, then some empanadas, perhaps of fish, with a dressing that might be honey or might be some sort of cream sauce.  Then a green salad, from which Kevin and I steered clear fearing Batista's Revenge.  Then rice and beans.  Then several main dishes, pulled pork or beef perhaps and chicken and fish (often delicious swordfish but marlin on at least one occasion), typically in some sort of lightly-seasoned sauce.  Then dessert -- perhaps tiramisu, perhaps dark Cuban chocolate, which was to die for.

Finally, and Crucially, the Music

The festival itself offered 50 or more performances of Latin jazz musicians.  Most were Cuban, but by no means all.  One was a professor at Berklee College in Boston, and in the customs line at Jose Marti Airport, outbound, I met an American trumpeter from the heartland, fresh from the festival, who in the line serenaded an Orthodox Jewish family in front of him with a quiet "Hava Nagila."  We were given VIP festival passes to hang around our necks.

On the first night of music, we were taken to the National Theatre of Cuba to hear a three-hour concert featuring two groups, both very roughly in the Chucho Valdes Afro-Cuban style, and both outstanding (but up until midnight was a challenge for me!).  

Later in the week, we attended a concert by Pacheco himself and others in a spectacular old theatre in central Havana, steps from the Capitol.  It included pieces for two pianos, pieces for four hands, and also a Cuban-American singer who did justice to both "December in the Rain" and a song or two from Buena Vista.  It was most interesting to see Pacheco in that rather formal setting and performing before thousands of his fellow Cubans.  The audience loved every minute of it.  In contrast, earlier that day we attended a private concert of Pacheco and Friends at the Cuban Art Factory, an industrial setting converted to both visual arts and the musical.  The performance once again was primo, and, in the informal setting, it was an open lovefest among Pacheco and his virtuoso comrades.

Along the way, Pacheco took us to two music schools that were (sorry) instrumental in shaping him as a pianist and a percussionist.  The first schooled kids from about eight until about 18, and its graduates went on to musical studies at university or to teach in their own right.  We were treated to performances ranging from two little girls singing in tandem to a jazz ensemble playing its own subtle and sophisticated arrangements, impeccably.  When it was over, I gifted two pair of well-used drumsticks, and I gave the woman who directs the school and some of her students Lindt chocolates.  My more generous brother gifted about six sets of drumsticks, a set of claves, and a number of packages of acoustic guitar strings.  All gratefully accepted.

The second school was devoted more to orchestral playing.  We sat within about ten feet of an orchestra comprising about 50 kids, all incredibly accomplished.  Among other things, they played a classically-oriented piece that was written and arranged by a young pianist who was a protege of Pacheco, followed by the same student's arrangement of John Coltrane's "Giant Steps."  Then two very black brothers, tall and handsome, aged 17 and 18, blew us all away with a violin duet, also classically oriented, that one of the brothers had written.  I think we all walked away thinking "how can this very poor and quite small country produce such prodigies when our own kids can't seem to stop looking at nonsense on their phones?"

On one day, we were scheduled to go far out into the countryside to visit an "eco-community" the building of which was commissioned by El Commandante himself.  But someone or something had a conflict.  This made some in the group happy, because they did not want to ride in mini-buses for four hours there and back.  Others of us were disappointed because we wanted to experience something of Cuba other than Havana.  But Pacheco himself stepped in to arrange an alternate schedule, and it proved to be a highlight of the trip.  In a beautiful courtyard setting, we had a private performance by some of the top musicians in Cuba, focused on a percussion-intensive repertoire that included a wild mambo and an Afro-Cuban style rendition of Bob Marley's "No Woman No Cry."  And in the afternoon we had a private performance by a group devoted to teaching young women a unique style of integrated percussion and dance, with the latter heavily influenced by classic flamenco.  The girls were all beautiful and supremely talented.  It was breathtaking.

Later, our own mini-group of nine was the audience for an a capella singing group called Coro Leo, directed by Pacheco's own mom.  They performed some Cuban songs, then flipped effortlessly into North American gospel, including "My Soul Is Anchored in the Lord."

Finally in time, and a perfect exclamation point for our musical odyssey, we visited the National Lyrical Theatre, where Pacheco's late father directed operatic studies for many years.  Pacheco introduced us to four young men and three young women who sang at a world-class level.  They performed for us short pieces from the classical repertoire, a stark but not unwelcome contrast to the Afro-Cuban to which we had been exposed all week. 

As a finale, Pacheco said that the wonderful tenor among them would sing "Nessun Dorma," a song essentially of hope that was a favorite of his father.  To our ears, in our private audience, the young man knocked it out of the park, rivaling Pavarotti himself in his passion and in his execution, and when he finished on that signature fortissimo note, Pacheco burst into sobs, and the two embraced for a full minute before Pacheco was able to get it together again.  It was a stunning tribute to his father.

Summing Up

What is contemporary Cuba like?  Our experience of the musical culture was life changing, but I'm not sure we have much grasp of the full picture needed to answer the question posed.  The government, the power structure, was opaque to us.  It was as if the musical culture were the people's revenge against it, against the situation they find themselves in thanks to the vagaries of international politics.  Clearly, that culture is not monopolized by some political or economic elite in Cuba, as it commonly is elsewhere; it reaches down to the street level, as was evidenced by my Rasta Man.  But also clearly, in the deepest depths of poverty people don't have the luxury of cultural expression.

The music is a catalyst.  The music knocked my socks off all week, but if I had to isolate one thing that encapsulated Cuba for me, it would be the milk of human kindness, flowing in abundance.

Saturday, January 20, 2024


They Laughed at Victor Frankenstein

I will make a firm prediction, but one whose accuracy happily will be untestable for a couple of decades, after which point you may laugh at a man in his grave.

It came to me while watching David Lynch's "Mulholland Drive," a film that features two protagonists.  Both are beautiful young women, but they are very different types -- Bette is an impossibly pretty blonde ingenue, whereas Rita/Diane is a sultry brunette.  (At one point her face is virtually superimposed on a poster of Rita Hayworth, and the resemblance is striking.)

The two women are often shown in close up, and often in the same frame.  (There is a sexual frisson between them that blossoms into a conjugal relationship.)  Watching them together early in the film, I found myself fixated on their lipstick and their painted nails.

The controversial Canadian psychologist and culture warrior Jordan Peterson attracted his share of ridicule when, some years ago, he said categorically that lipstick to a scientific certainty is a sexual signal, a signal of one's availability, not to every male, but at least to one real or hypothetical dream boat.  And it falls to each other male, picking up on the sexual cue, accurately to divine whether his own interest is reciprocated, on pain of being labeled a "creep" or worse.

In this, Peterson surely is correct in general and, the way our culture is evolving (the better to understand itself), it will become a commonplace that make-up worn by women in work and in most other public spaces represents a primitive and obsolete surrender to oppression.  Accordingly, make-up will be relegated to the faces of men determined to take on the personae of women, to the faces of women on their wedding day, and perhaps to adorning women in venues set aside for sexual display, like South Beach, should it survive global warming and, indeed, should it continue to exist in our culture otherwise than via historical marker.

Saturday, January 6, 2024


Infrequently Asked Questions ("IAQ") About Bernardo Kastrup

Q.  Who is Bernardo Kastrup?

A.  Kastrup is a contemporary philosopher, trained also as a computer scientist.

Q.  What is most noteworthy about him?

A.  He is considered the foremost modern philosopher who embraces the view that consciousness, not matter, is primary, in other words that matter is derived from consciousness, not vice versa.

Q.  Do you think that Kastrup has proven this foundational case?

A.  No.  But I agree with him that developments in physics and cosmology and elsewhere in "ontology" and "phenomenology" are placing great strain on the old, more widely-held view.  Kastrup believes that the old, more widely-held view was an Enlightenment attempt to break a narrative that was forced on the West by the Roman Catholic Church.  The discoveries that followed from Enlightenment thinking are fine as far as they go, in fact exceedingly valuable, but something was lost in relation to what Carl Jung was wont to call "Man's Search for Meaning."

Q.  What is the "dashboard" metaphor that Kastrup often invokes?

A.  You are a Navy carrier pilot.  You have just been launched into low cloud cover.  Now you have no visual cues at all; you must fly purely by reference to your instrument panel.  The panel is vital to your survival because it tells you altitude, attitude, speed and direction, which are otherwise invisible to you.  

But the dashboard is not the world in which you are flying; it does not even purport to be a faithful rendition of it.  It would be a grave error to mistake the dashboard for the world.  And yet we do something similar when we take our sensory inputs to be a direct and accurate rendition of the world we inhabit.  Those inputs are filtered in a most dramatic way, via the structure of our sensory organs and also by our brains.  Some things are filtered out altogether; others are distorted.  This filtering is necessary so that we have a bucket of information so limited that we can use it efficiently to make survival choices in life; otherwise we would be overwhelmed.  

Thus Kastrup, in phenomenological terms, can be called an idealist in the classic sense rather than an empiricist.

Q.  What does Kastrup make of the UFO/UAP phenomenon?

A.  He asks us to consider whether we are dealing with one integrated phenomenon, or rather two perhaps related but discrete phenomena.  If the latter, one would be the "nuts and bolts" of UAP like sightings of flying objects, objects gathered in crash retrievals, and radiation marks in the ground or physical footprints from craft landings.  The other would be "high strangeness" events like abduction, hybridization and things even further out on the scale of the "impossible that nevertheless is possible."

Q.  What does Kastrup think may be the purpose or goal of the intelligence behind UAPs?

A.  Kastrup speculates that they may represent a way for intelligent nature to break us out of a "local limit" of understanding of our place in the universe, as part of our natural evolution towards a higher understanding, in other words, to get us out of a rut that is a product of embracing the same Enlightenment mindset.

Q.  What does Kastrup think may happen when we die?

A.  Kastrup gives us a new way of thinking about death that I believe offers more hope than other, more conventional views.  The scientific materialists believe that we will simply be annihilated.  The Christians believe that if we are bad we will go to hell and if we are good we will go to heaven.  But the Christian heaven defies belief for many of us, for reasons too complicated to explain here.  The Hindus and the Buddhists believe that we will come back again and again, until we reach a level of spiritual perfection that allows us to escape the cycle of rebirth.  But this nirvana is another form of annihilation; when we reach it, all qualities evaporate, including the qualities that animated and defined us; there is nothing left of us at all.

Kastrup believes that when we die, the meaning that we accumulated in our lives, largely via suffering, is preserved as our consciousness merges into the Greater Consciousness and feeds it, if you will, from our own experience.  At the same time, he believes that while we lose any agency at death -- we can't make decisions that have an impact on the world -- our memories are retained, and our identity with them, because our identity is forged from memories.  So even as we will feel a oneness with all conscious things, we will retain Who We Were when we were alive.

Q.  Does Kastrup fear death?

A.  Kastrup says that he does not fear the state that I have just described that follows death, presumably because it will be filled with peace and love.  He does, however, fear the death transition that comes before that.  He has many times experimented with powerful psychedelic drugs.  In that context, he has experienced a form of "ego dissolution," and that process he found terrifying and wildly disorienting, especially in his earliest experiments.  In that state one feels that one is being annihilated, even though the ego will return.  Kastrup assumes that in the death transition the experience of ego dissolution will be similar, but even more extreme, and he is not looking forward to that ride.

Q.  Does Kastrup believe in reincarnation?

A.  I don't know.  If he does not, then perhaps his vision of the afterlife is subject to a criticism that I happily aim at the Christian heaven, which can be summed up as "OK, what do we do now?"

Thursday, January 4, 2024



I am watching a documentary that is about nothing more and nothing less than David Lynch's fascination with "The Wizard of Oz," and how that fascination is reflected in his own films.  Among the latter, the focus is mainly on "Mulholland Drive," "Blue Velvet" and "Twin Peaks," but many of his others also get their due.

Dorothy, of course, moves iconically between two worlds.  Which is real and which imagined?

Lynch's alternate worlds are often accessed via dreams, but the dreams are rarely of the "may all your dreams come true!" variety.  Even the superficially neutral ones tend to be deeply disturbing; witness the kewpie-doll miniature woman in "Eraserhead" who dances before the radiator to insipid and overly-loud calliope music.

In direct testimony, Lynch makes it clear that these alternate worlds have no lesser ontological standing for him than the one that we navigate every time we make a run to CVS.  The universe in all its depth and complexity resides within us, he believes.  All of it. But do we have any agency in these lesser-known worlds?  If we do evil in the here and now, in them will we be treated any differently than if we do good?  

One has to believe that when Lynch lies on his deathbed, he will face his fate with equal parts awe and trepidation.  For even the storied tunnel of white light may be only a trompe l'oeil deception, like the silvery flashing lure in response to which the speckled trout leaps into a world where awaits not a full stomach but the frying pan, the fire.