Sunday, March 7, 2021

 


You May Not Be Protected!


There might be a scorpion in your shoe.  

The Blue Angels, executing a wide, sweeping turn.  The "slot man" may lose his concentration for a moment, and the whole thing will turn into an enormous fireball with your GPS coordinates marked in it.

Around the next bend in this path in the woods, a mother bear protecting her cubs.

The harsh mid-day sun shining on your nose triggers a cascade of cancer cells, sealing your fate.

Best to build your own coffin out of simple pine, crawl inside it, and use a little stick to prop up the lid for ventilation, until ventilation no longer is needed.



Tuesday, March 2, 2021

Monday, March 1, 2021

 


Richard Henry Dana at Point Loma


Some years ago, I found myself in San Diego on a business trip.   I had rendezvoused there with my old friend from law school Bob Deloria.  We took a memorable drive one early morning out to Point Loma.

Point Loma is a peninsula just north of San Diego that forms part of the barrier that protects the city's harbor, which must be counted among the greatest natural harbors in the world, from the sea.  As you drive down the peninsula, you also drive up the peninsula, for the road that takes you to its tip is a steady incline leading to a high bluff from which one can look back on the harbor, on the city itself, on the many US Navy installations of Greater San Diego, and on the Coronado Bridge and Coronado Island.

On the drive back towards the city, while still on the point, one passes on the sheltered side a place called simply "La Playa" -- the beach.

Well north of here, nearly equidistant between San Diego and Los Angeles, is the community of Dana Point.  It was named for Richard Henry Dana, a Boston-bred lawyer, abolitionist and politician of the mid-19th century who was appointed a US attorney for Massachusetts by Abraham Lincoln.  How did that point get to be named for the man from Boston?

While attending Harvard College in his teens, which, to put it in some historical context, was very close to the time of the peak of the Irish famine, Dana contracted an infection of the eye that threatened his sight altogether.  He was counseled that a sea voyage might cure his condition.  Rather than heading off to a grand tour of Europe on a passenger ship, as would have befit a young man with a lineage going back to the Mayflower, he signed on as an able-bodied seaman on the brig Pilgrim, which was bound for California for cured hides that would be turned into shoes in the infant factories of eastern Massachusetts.  As an ABS, Dana would be quartered in the brig's fo'c'sle, the head of the ship that took the greatest pounding in heavy weather.  Hence and in that capacity he spent "Two Years Before the Mast."

Before the transcontinental railroad, before the building of the Panama Canal, the voyage from Boston to California and back covered about 15,000 miles, more than half the circumference of the earth "as the crow flies."  All of it traversed, of course, with no visible means of propulsion other than fickle winds on tired canvas.

These were the days when California was still part of Mexico.  Pilgrim explored much of its long coastline.  In exposed places like Dana Point, the biggest danger came from winter storms that often hit with very little warning.  If the ship, moored on the immediate coast, could not make miles to windward before such a big storm hit, it would likely be dashed onto the lee shore.

But the eastern shore of Point Loma was protected, in relative terms.  On its heights, locals -- Mexicans -- could slaughter cows, cure their hides, squash them very flat, and fling them down onto La Playa like giant frisbees.  There on the beach, Dana and his shipmates would gather the hides, row them out to the brig, and stuff her, pardon the expression, "to the gills" with them.

Dana had come to hate his captain for his old-school cruelty.  In fact, that cruelty turned him into a life-long protector of the rights of the common seaman.  He managed to depart the ship before she was done in those waters, and to return, also before the mast, on another merchantman.  Dana's account of rounding Cape Horn on the return voyage is among the most memorable in the annals of the sea.  Again and again they nearly made the easting to a point at which they could turn north, towards warmer and less tumultuous waters, only to be driven back to their starting point by the gales.   

Herman Melville, a contemporary of Dana, said that he must have written his account of this rounding of the Horn "with an icicle."



Tuesday, February 23, 2021

 


Abraham Maslow


No, not that one, not the psychologist.  Rather the Abraham of the Lower East Side of the turn of the 20th century.  He and his family also came from Kiev, and also came here with essentially nothing.

He had no formal education beyond studying the Torah and the Talmud, which he did in the old country assiduously, here not so much.

To make his way in New York, he became a tinker, an itinerant sharpener of knives mostly, with a cart constructed for the purpose.  Some of the tenements seemed almost to empty when he came by every few weeks.  It became a social occasion for the women and children.  Abraham had a certain charm and, truth be told, over the years, a few of the women succumbed to it.

When Abraham was dying, in the 1920s, he didn't really regret these liaisons; in fact, he would have regretted not having them, had he not had them.  But it weighed on him enormously that he had sharpened the knife of Amelda Shtern, who used it to kill her husband Morris.  

As the fights between Morris and Amelda escalated in volume and violence over a period of years leading up to the crime, everyone feared that it would come to this.

Of course it would have happened anyway, with a mallet or a frying pan or an axe.  But it happened with a very sharp knife, and one the edge of whose blade Abraham had lovingly traced in the street before handing it to her and collecting his three cents.   He was an accomplice of a sort, even though he did not wish Morris any harm.  

The rabbi could only counsel Abraham to seek the same general atonement as all the others.  This he did but without ever feeling truly "cleansed."





Saturday, February 20, 2021

 


Coffee


It's the most corrosive thing I consume.   It feels like it is scouring your insides, and yet by all accounts it is not bad for you, at least when consumed in moderation.

Alcohol feels more like a diluted hydrochloric acid solution, and one can imagine it doing a lesser scouring as it goes down.  But its ways are more insidious, like those of the discreet poisons used by spouses who want to murder, quietly, in baby steps over a long time.



Friday, February 5, 2021

 


Reach Out in the Darkness


I think it's so groovy now that people are finally getting together.



Monday, February 1, 2021