The Recurring Furball Dream
My sister gave me a dream interpretation guide, which I keep in my library. It has no explanation for the recurring furball dream.
Have you ever dreamt that there was a large furball attached to the surface of your tongue? Because it inhibits your speech in an embarrassing way, you are desperate to remove it. But the only way to do that is to reach into your mouth with thumb and forefinger and tear it off your tongue. This leaves you with a large, wet furball in the palm of your right hand.
You are in a formal public space, perhaps in the lobby of a hotel where a Fidelity-sponsored tax conference is in progress. You seek out the coffee station supporting the conference, hoping that there you will be able to discreetly toss the furball into a trash receptacle and wipe your palm with a paper cocktail napkin. But just then an important client strides towards you and aggressively reaches for your hand. You withdraw it rather than offering it, and turn your back on the man. This offers no respite, however, because the coffee station is dense with people, and you happen to walk into a circle of businesswomen, most of them known to you, and all of them carrying a certain appeal for you. You would date any one of them if you could.
A couple of them whom you consider particular friends then reach out to hug you. This you can't do because you would be placing the wet furball against a woman's back, on the surface of her most stylish navy jacket.
All of these women now look mildly distressed. They are concerned that there is something very wrong with you, because there is.